I call this a recollective review, because my friend and I were reasonably under the influence of mother nature’s potent herbs while watching it.
The first Jeepers Creepers, for all the bad criticism it received was not that bad of a movie. It came out at about the same time as Thirteenth Ghost – which for me was a bigger atrocity than Jeepers Creepers.
Original in some respects, the movie was made on a tight budget, it didn’t have chills and the ending was weak, but it had moments of suspense and was interesting rather than derivative.
The same cannot be said for this stupid, and lacklustre sequel. Lacking more ambition than Clinton’s excuse at having a blow job, the film takes the tiniest excuse to create a teenage slasher horror.
It plods along at a crazily dull pace, with unengaging characters, and stupid plot structure (if any). My friend and I watched in dismay as we didn’t quite understand what happened at the beginning of the movie, and why were watching a bus in a field being attacked by a flying monkey.
We saw the bus a lot, It was yellow, and it got pretty fucked up. Some people get flown up into the sky and come back down dead after being eaten.
Lacking more ambition than Clinton’s excuse at having a blow job
As I recall the plot was on the 23rd day of every 23 years the Creeper thing came out to feast. The bus I think broke down on this very day, and therefore was food for fodder for Mr Creeper.
We weren’t scared, or jumpy – my friend had eaten all the fucking yoghurt. Goddam, that Muller Fruit Corner shit is the business when you’re stoned, the tangy yoghurt mixed with the exploding flavour of the cherries in their delicious fruit sauce….mmmm…..
Anyway, we don’t know what happened. But we did deem the movie as stupid. In fact, the movie was so bad, we started creating our own plot and bouncing off each other as different characters, changing the script, hell we even dubbed it with our own voices – indeed, we lost the plot even further about what the movie was, and continued to enjoy our own movie.
Jeepers Creepers 2 was so bad, after watching it, we had to watch the terrible Who Am I starring Jackie Chan, and continued to dub that with our own story – it was infinitely more interesting.
Avoid this movie, and make your own, it’s very much more entertaining.
Verdict: If I had to wipe my ass with this movie, or razor blades, the razor blades would be mercy. AVOID THIS SHIT.